Ask Us About Space…

January 5, 2010 at 10:20 am | Posted in Misc. | 3 Comments
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Some days I can’t believe that so many theories about extraterrestrials abound: Area 51, crop circles, abductions, UFO sightings, pod people who don’t exactly fit in with humans (I’m talking to you, Tom Cruise), etc.

Do I doubt there is intelligent life on other planets? Absolutely not. But I don’t think we need all these conspiracy theories. If we want to make contact with aliens, we need to open our eyes and read the signs clearly… It isn’t that complicated, earthlings!

For example, one day my dear friend and neighbor Rhymes With Tinny and I were running errands and we happened upon this sign:
While most of the other customers entering the Starbucks in the building simply walked past it assuming this was a punny real estate advertisement, Rhymes With Tinny and I knew better. As Freud said: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar – and sometimes a hotline about space really will put you in touch with aliens!

So, dear reader(s), I implore you to live long and prosper, nanu nanu and phone home (your parents miss hearing from you!).


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