It’s On, Google!

January 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm | Posted in Famous! | 3 Comments
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You may have noticed there are no ads on this site anymore. You see, Sarah and I got paid a miniscule sum each time a reader clicked on an ad. We’re not supposed to talk about it, but we got kicked out anyway, so the secret is out. Apparently we were making too much money, so Google kicked us out of the program. And it won’t even give us the money we earned because we hadn’t made our first $100 yet.

So Sarah is appealing. But as the saying goes, I don’t get mad, I get even. And I’m fighting back. Google, you are dead to me. Until you allow me to earn money by pimping out my blog to your advertisers, I will no longer use your search engine. Bing, you better not disappoint me. You’re on notice, Yahoo! And don’t even get me started on Google News. Because I can’t talk about something that doesn’t exist.

To give you a window into our struggle, this is how our afternoon went:

4:00 p.m.: Official Google strike called when April realizes not only is Google witholding their money, but it stole their award. It’s on Google. It’s on like Donkey Kong.

4:04 p.m.: Just realized we spent the first four minutes of our Google strike discussing Google. This does not bode well.

4:08 p.m.: Still talking about Google.

4:12 p.m.: Sarah envisions Lifetime movie chronicling our struggle. Meryl Streep will star as Sarah. April will have to play herself. Kiefer Sutherland will play Mike.

Do stay tuned…

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